If there is anything East Africans cherish, it is the colonial borders they were bequeathed between 1961 and 1963. They can kill for these borders with a passion. Their passion for the borders, which they inherited from their foster mum Auntie Bettie (who died six months ago) borders on amorous passion.
At times, Kenya and Tanzania vie for Uganda’s business like two guys, Kenny and Tangie, fighting over a girl called Yuggie.
